2014賀歲小品《新白娘子傳奇》，內容全是13年社會一些事物或者明星新聞的！符合你的要求
集合李某某，汪峰上頭條，爸爸去哪兒，青年問禪師，光棍節(jié)雙十一，，炫富比賽，女漢子，土豪做朋友等各流行元素

年會想搞個搞笑舞蹈！多個神曲想剪到一起！現求一個簡單，便捷，腦殘都會用的音樂剪切合并軟件！

請采納我的問題　1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指，但竟沒有一個同學注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐著談天的時候，她突然站起來大聲說：“哎呀，這里真熱呀，我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。”　　　　2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她：“你是否懷孕了？”　　　　“是??！”女傭回道?！　　　　疤澞氵€說得出口，你還沒有結婚，難道不覺得害羞嗎？”女主人再次訓?！　　　　拔覟槭裁匆π?，女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎？”　　　　“可是我懷的是我丈夫的！”女主人生氣地反駁。　　　　“我也是??！”女傭高興地附和。　　　　3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以擋風。一天他酒后駕駛， 翻了，一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到：　　　　警察甲：好嚴重的車禍?！　　　【煲遥菏前?，腦袋都撞到后面去了。　　　　警察甲：嗯，還有呼吸，我們幫他把頭轉回來吧?！　　　【煲遥汉?....一、二使勁，轉回來了?！　　　【旒祝亨牛瑳]有呼吸了.......　　　　4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉(xiāng)村公路上，因為時常發(fā)生車禍，所以常常有一些鬼故事發(fā)生，有一天晚上，有一個出租車司機看見路邊有一個長發(fā)披肩，身著白衣的女人向他招手，因為這個司機沒有見過鬼，所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了，這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以時常從后視鏡看后面的女人，開著開著，突然司機發(fā)現那個女人不見了！司機嚇了一大跳，趕緊踩了一個剎車！只見那個女人滿臉是血，表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。突然那女人開口了：“你會不會開車啊！我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……”　　　　5、一個病人去看病，醫(yī)生檢查了他，皺著眉頭說：“您病得太嚴重了，恐怕不會活多久了?！?病人：“求您告訴我我還能活多久？” 醫(yī)生：“十……” 病人著急地問：“十什么？十年？？十個月？？？十天？？？？？” 醫(yī)生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”　　　　6、老師：“你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎？”　　　　學生：“能，他們都死了?！薄　　　?、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛，蜣問蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子說：“護士，打針的。”蜣一拍大腿：“緣分吶，我是中藥局搓藥丸的…”　　　　8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那么許多，光著身子就跑出去了。消防員見狀驚呼：“我的媽呀！都燒的糊了吧區(qū)的了還能跑那么快！”　　　　9、一個人想出國考察，但必須得到老總批準。于是他向老總請示，老總給了他一張字條，上面寫著：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前進，老總是批準了?！庇谑撬_始打點行李。 一個同事見到了他問：“你在做什??？？”他說：“我準備出國考察，老總批準了，給我寫了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一見條就樂了：“咱們老總根本就沒批準??！咱老總的英語水平你還不知道，他這是在說去個頭！”　　　　10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說：“這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言，叫感謝上帝它就跑;叫贊美上帝它才停下?！鞭r夫將信將疑，他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝，那匹馬立刻飛奔起來，越跑越快。一只跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令“贊美上帝”。果然，馬停下來了。死里逃生的農夫長出一口氣：“感謝上帝………”我打了很久，請采納1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring. 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: are you pregnant? Yes! The maid answered. Export kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy? The hostess training again. Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant? But I conceive is my husband! The hostess retorted angrily. Me too! The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose... 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer. Patient: please tell me how long will I live? Doctor: ten... Patient anxiously asked: what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days????? Doctor: ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five... 6, teacher: can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics? Student: yes, they are all dead. 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: nurse, give or take an injection. Qiang a clap a thigh: the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills... 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast! 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: Go ahead. The man thought, Go ahead = progress, boss is approved. So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: what are you doing? He said: I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'. Colleague of joy at the sight of article: let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head! 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, this horse can only understand the language of the church, call thank god it ran; called praise god it didn't stop. Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password praise god. Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: thank god.........I played for a long time, please

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